
Can you hear me now?
If a tree falls in the woods
is it inclined to consider
the possibility that no one hears it?
and does that make its falling
any less monumental?
What about the bear —
does its obvious defecation
negate the very action?
I mean
what is the value of
scat for scat’s sake
for Christ’s sake?
No matter.
It’s probably just
predictable poop.