I wish I had a taste for the stuff
it would make life go down so much easier
That tasty combination of
and Fake Affect
Yellow Dye Five Anyone?
Despite the carcinogenic risk of course.
But pay no mind to all of that.
Watch here —
the jolly little man
with the painted-on smile,
and promises of Good for You.
Sooooo good for you.
Step right up now, don’t be shy
there’s plenty to go around.