Stress Factors

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PASSWORD

I’m sorry. We have locked your account. Please call 1-888-123-4567 to speak with a customer service representative.

“Hi. I seem to have aggressively entered my incorrect password too many times.” [ laughing ]

“I see that. I can unlock it for you. Is there something I can do for you while you wait?”

“I was just trying to place an order.”

“Oh, I can take that for you. What would you like?”

“I need a refill of Stress Factors.” [ sheepishly ]

“The stress reduction supplement?”

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©2012 Jen Payne

6 thoughts on “Stress Factors

  1. LOL! This happens to me on a daily basis. I have six passwords that I have use on a daily basis to access websites I need for work. And, of course, they assign passwords that no has a prayer at remembering. It’s enough to make us all crazy. No wonder I keep so much chocolate in my desk. :-)

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